🌀 New from the Lab: Portal Magnets Miniaturised!

Cave Johnson here. Let’s talk innovation.

You ever look at your fridge and think, “Sure, I like science, but I just don’t have that much metal real estate”? Well, congratulations, test subject - your life just got 40% more efficient.

We’ve taken our beloved Portal-inspired fridge magnets - yes, the ones with the unpaid stick figure leaping through physics-defying wormholes - and made them smaller, cuter, and possibly more unstable on a quantum level (jury’s still out).

Presenting: the Mini Portal Magnet Set

Same portals. Same velocity. Now just 6cm tall.

Perfect for:

  • Mini fridges
  • Tiny toolboxes
  • Office whiteboards
  • Compact test chambers
  • People who like to say, “Aperture Science, but make it adorable”

Still 3D printed. Still strong. Still makes your fridge 200% more interesting.
Now in two sizes — Standard (10cm) and Mini (6cm) — so you can express your fandom at full scale or with pocket-sized precision.

And remember: they won’t open an actual wormhole.
We tried.

Now available on the product page:
👉 Portal-Inspired Fridge Magnets

Go grab yours before the mini ones escape containment.

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